Welcome to the Centre of all things Kovarchi.
Not the home mind you. That’s between the ears of some bipedal creature that may or may not exist in the deranged imagination of some Gen X madman that may or may not have ever grown up.
Nope. This is (expected to be) the Centre of all things Kovarchi..
If you find yourself here it may be from bad luck, exposure to some social media posts (he was on Twitter a damn long time before it, you know….) or part of this weird damn idea he dreamt up a few years back and is, we gather, somewhere around the 95,000-word mark.
Anyway, there is not much left to put here, just an apology if you arrived here due to some lurid scheme or mildly Machiavellian machinations on his part.
He has issues and if this whole thing he started isn’t a clear indicator we don’t know what else could be.
Good luck and all that.
P.S. We did ask why he did this latest thing, and he replied: -
“To paraphrase one of the 80’s greatest Sci-Fi Villains, ‘It Tasks Me. It Tasks me.’”
We’re not sure if we should congratulate you or offer our condolences if you get the reference.
We are led to believe that the idea, often referred to overall as "BDG' will be a series of installments posted weekly for what is currently projected to be over 100 weeks.
As for posted where, we did ask, and he replied:-
"That would be telling."
Yeah, we're not sure he gets how this internet/self-promotion thing works either, but we gather the budget for this is the equivalent of a few cents, a couple of tin cans and a length or string so you have been warned.
Intergalactic War Criminal, infamous Sky Pirate and Trump University Graduate, Pol Pot High School alumni, charged but never convicted of 473 counts of fraud, thrice divorced 58 year old government housing welfare kid. Inveterate liar and outrageous fantabulist. Illegal to know personally under international law.
No redeeming features
All facts and contact to be reported to Authorities for submission to The ICC in The Hague.
*actual reality may be completely disappointing and unoriginal. Known to use intermediaries as representatives who appear only slightly more interesting.
Don't even try.
No really, it would just be disappointing and a waste of your time.
Trust us, we know.
But, if you must, he can be found,
sometimes, at :-